Either/Or

* When I signed into Rhapsody sometime last week, I saw the coverart for a solo album from one half of Big & Rich and a question came to me. Who makes a more convincing man: JD Samson, the mustachioed member of Le Tigre, or John Rich?

* Several weeks ago, my landlord, who lives directly above me, came down and knocked on my door. He said, “This is sort of funny, but sort of personal, but were you fucking yesterday? I heard a lot of banging and knocking and I was like ‘damn, you go boy!’”

Which is worse: that he thought it was cool to ask at all or that the “banging and knocking” was just me playing Dance Dance Revolution sweaty, alone, in just underpants and socks in the middle of my apartment?

* If you were at a newsstand, which magazine would be more embarrassing to buy: Juggs or Cat Fancy?

* Which of my celeb-crushes is more disturbing: Ina Garten or Kitty from “That ’70s Show”?

To explain, I’m attracted to Ina because I’m mildly aroused by any woman I can imagine cooking for me. I’m attracted to Kitty (not so much Debra Jo Rupp, but more the actual character [which may, in itself, tip your vote]) because I have a thing for soccer moms, curled hair and high-pitched voices. My celeb-crush fantasies also involve plenty of darkness and liquor, by the way. I’m fairly certain I’d be repulsed if I saw either one of them naked.

* If you were forced to give up either bathing or listening to music for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

2 Comments »

wow, JD is a much more convincing male than the Big & Rich guy.

Comment by heidi
March 29, 2006 @ 8:18 pm
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B, A, B, A, and A.

Comment by Al
April 2, 2006 @ 4:17 pm
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